It's no secret that Teen Mom OG star Farrah Abraham has had some, er, trouble when it comes to dating — and Million Dollar Matchmaker star Patti Stanger exclusively revealed to In Touch during a Facebook Live what she believes she has to do to change that. Fans of the MTV reality series know the adult entertainer recently split from her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Simon Saran, and she's been open about starting a new quest for love in an upcoming show called Single AF.

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"I don't think there can be any way you can control her!" quips Patti, who goes on to say that the mother-of-one should "shut the f–k up" if she wants to land a good man that she can keep. "Sometimes, a woman is most potent when she's not talking. If you're quiet, a man will slowly lure his way in." She then demonstrated with hilarious sound effects and hand gestures how some women start getting "like Charlie Brown" and concludes with, "Just shut up a little bit." Watch below for the full interview!

Fans may remember that Farrah appeared on season 1 of Million Dollar Matchmaker, where Patti said she "gave her the guy, you know Scott Eastwood's lookalike, so I don't know what she expected after that. She was like, 'oh yeah, well he's not famous — he's not good enough for me.'" It certainly sounds like she has ~high standards~ when it comes to finding a potential suitor, and has even told In Touch she could wind up just marrying herself, which wouldn't surprise us, considering she purchased her own engagement ring.

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Simon, who works as a real estate broker and businessman, previously said that “if [Farrah] can find someone that can be in the same room as her, that’s a huge accomplishment” — which Patti seemed amused by, and even suggested she take him on as a client! So Simon, the next time you're looking for your ~million dollar match~, you know who to call!

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Million Dollar Matchmaker premieres tonight at 10 p.m. on WE tv.

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