Madonna Thinks She’s a
Cool Mom, Says She’s
Down With Her Kids
In an endless quest to prove to the world that she’s ~hip~ and ~relevant~, Madonna just made maybe the worst parenting decision of all time.
She said she would be okay with her children — Lourdes, 18, Rocco, 14, David, 8, and Mercy, 8 — use drugs as long as it was done “in moderation.”
Madonna’s oldest, Lourdes. (Photo Credit: Instagram)
Yes. We’re serious.
She told ITV, “I just ask my daughter to make wise decisions and to do things in moderation and to try not to mix her alcohol. I am not going to say, ‘No, don’t do it, ‘ because that is just absurd. And it is not fair.”
Listen, we get where she’s coming from — really, we do — but don’t you think there’s anything else you can say?
Let us know what you come up with, Madge. We’ll be waiting.