He may be a movie star, but Dane Cook is going back to his stand-up roots. “No film. No TV stuff,” the funnyman tells In Touch. ”Unless [director Steven] Spielberg calls, I'm a full-time stand-up comic!” After starring in a slew of films, including My Best Friend’s Girl with Kate Hudson, Good Luck Chuck with Jessica Alba, and Employee of the Month with Jessica Simpson, Dane is hitting the road for his ISolated INcident Global Thermo Comedy Tour. “I want you to look back and say that was one of the funniest nights of your life,” he says of amusing audience members at his shows. Though he will have visited over 90 cities across the country by the end of the year, Dane confesses that he does have someone special in his busy life. “I am seeing someone, but comedy is my mistress!” he laughs. Find out more about Dane’s tour at http://www.danecook.com/.